Collins' Column: Mimes- Walking Against A Wind Of Bigotry?

It has come to my attention that during my absence from the office, an incident may have occurred where a local mime- or possibly mimes- may have been physically and/or verbally harassed by members of the Future Style staff.

I'd like to assure our readers that it was all a big misunderstanding. I swear.

Future Style is NOT "anti-mime" and looks forward to a future where this art form receives the respect it deserves.

On a personal note, my wife Cookie and I really enjoyed The Shields and Yarnell Show.

It's a shame it was canceled.